Banking Humor

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”

“I went golfing with my banker, but never again. Every time I yelled FORE he yelled CLOSURE.”

“Lots of banks are failing. I haven’t been worried until recently I went in to ask about a loan and they said, “Great! How much can you loan us.”

“The first drive-in bank was established so that people could show their cars who really owned them.”

“If bankers can count, how come they always have ten windows and two tellers?”

“A guy walked into a bank and said, “I want to open a joint account with somebody who has money.”

“One bank opened a branch near a cemetery. In the window the president put a sign that read, “You can’t take it with you when you go, but here’s a chance to be near it.”

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